Unguessable Uniqueness
All of the amazing construction and functionality of its big brother but with an added bit of fun. Just present this (in its holster) to friends saying "look at what I've got" and watch the bewilderment. Everyone is immediately impressed with the weight of this strange item. As they look at the holster I point out the fact that this can be worn on your belt. The immediate response is always to ask what it is. I invite them to take it out of the case and the guessing starts. A common first guess is bear spray. Then most people try to expand it as they guess spyglass. Show them how the top is removed and still even people who have pepper grinders don't recognize what they're looking at. It's only when they remove the bottom cap that some people figure it out. Pitmasters and backyard barbecuers love it. Just don't tell the airport TSA agent that you're wearing your portable cannon.