You can't buy this shirt.
To own it, you either have to be a special kind of nuts, or have a special kind of nuts.
Because it's not for everybody. It's for MÄNNKITCHEN Men.
If encouraging more men to craft fine meals is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
The point is, this isn't a shirt you buy, it's a shirt you earn.
Of course you want one. You want this shirt more than you've ever wanted another article of clothing in your life.
You're currently experiencing next level shirt-want. Yes, that's a thing.
And why wouldn't you? It's absurdly expensive, unbelievably exclusive, and it sports a depiction of God creating a MÄNNKITCHEN Man by handing him a MÄNNKITCHEN spatula. And if that didn't make it irresistibly cool enough, consider the fact that owning this shirt means that the World acknowledges your kitchen prowess.
Yes, the whole World.
When TIME magazine features this t-shirt with the headline: "Best Shirt Ever?" The World will question their use of a question mark.
So how do you get one?
• Tri-blend construction (50% poly, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
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