Official MÄNNKITCHEN Man T-Shirt

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  • Regular price $899.00


You can't buy this shirt.

To own it, you either have to be a special kind of nuts, or have a special kind of nuts and know how to cook.

Why?

Because it's not for everybody.  It's only for MÄNNKITCHEN Men.

Sexist? Elitist?

Whatever.

If encouraging more men to craft fine meals is wrong, then I don't want to be right except for on every other topic.

The point is, this isn't a shirt you buy, it's a shirt you earn.

Of course you want one. It's no surprise that you want this shirt more than you've ever wanted another article of clothing in your life. You want it more than you previously thought possible.

You're currently experiencing next level shirt-want.

Yes, that's a thing.

Why wouldn't you? It's absurdly expensive, unbelievably exclusive, and it sports a depiction of God creating a MÄNNKITCHEN Man by handing him a MÄNNKITCHEN spatula. And if that didn't make it irresistibly cool enough, consider the fact that owning this shirt means that the World acknowledges your kitchen prowess.

Yes, the whole World.

When TIME magazine features this t-shirt with the headline: "Best Shirt Ever?" The World will question their use of a question mark.

So how do you get one?

Become a MÄNNKITCHEN Man.

 

 

• Tri-blend construction (50% poly, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30