MÄNNKITCHEN T-Shirt For Men Who Cook

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  • Regular price $49.00


 

The act of wearing a MÄNNKITCHEN shirt expresses a quiet confidence in your kitchen abilities that wives find irresistible and men seek to emulate. 

"Who is this cavalier Superman..." asks passers-by to themselves, "able to disregard implied domesticity with such aplomb?" (Yes, this is how others self-talk)

You may be asked to pose for pictures while perfect strangers hand you their infant children. If you are uncomfortable with this level of attention in public, just wear your new shirt around the house at first.

A word of caution: With great power comes great responsibility.  If you wear this shirt and do not know how to prepare at least one stellar meal, from scratch, indoors, you are in violation of the MÄNNKITCHEN Social Contract.

To avoid being found in breach, we recommend you participate actively on the MÄNNKITCHEN blog, practice recipes at home, and study honest-food.net.

A favorite T-shirt is a sacred thing.

Usually a favorite t-shirt is created by wearing and washing a regular cotton tee until it reaches the perfect balance of fit, flexibility, weight, and softness. 

We call this perfect balance the Comfort Zone. A T-shirt Nirvana, if you will.

If a shirt reaches the Comfort Zone, it will be worn so frequently that it becomes threadbare and will eventually meet its unceremonious end via being "accidentally" thrown away by a concerned partner. 

The tri-blend fabric of MÄNNKITCHEN shirts is engineered to be in the Comfort Zone from day one, and the extreme durability of it's combed and ring spun construction insures that it stays there.

You'll have to wash your favorite T-Shirt eventually, so consider buying two.

Your new MÄNNKITCHEN t-shirt is:

  • 50% poly, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon.
  • 40 single thread weight
  • Comfort Zone Guaranteed
  • Comfortable and durable
  • Contemporary fit
  • Lightweight

 

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30